Impeccable Logic

Aubrie just finished playing outside and was terribly dirty. I carried her upstairs to the bath and her little body was incredibly warm from being out in the hot sun. I said to her, "You are one hot little cookie!" She giggles and says, "I'm not a cookie!" I said, "You're not? You look like a cookie to me!" She giggles again and says, "I'm not a cookie, I'm a human!" I laugh and say, "Are you sure you're not a cookie?" She says, "No silly, 'cause I'm standing up."