Our little literalist

What's a Toy?
Suzy was touching Aubrie's hair and in true 2-year-old fashion she says sassily, "Don't!" Suzy says, "But your hair is so pretty, I love playing with it." Aubrie looks at her incredulously and says, "My hair is not a TOY!"

Apple Tights
Aubrie is in the midst of potty training. She typically gets a "treat" if she successfully uses the potty. She did and asked Matt for a treat. Matt said, "You can have one after dinner, I don't want to spoil your appetite." She says, "I'm not going to spill on my tights!" Matt says, "No, we don't want to spoil your appetite." Aubrie says, "I don't have apples on my tights. I don't have apple tights!"